Guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyys. Tell me another story about "The sparks"
There was this one time when playing ice hockey on the bridge when Picard was all like “Ensign! Cut that out! You’re getting ice all over the instruments!” I was just about to tell him to stick it up his ass when hailing frequencies opened with a Romulan ship. The Romulans were like “Yo dude, get out of the neutral zone or we’ll blow you up” but then they saw how badass I was being and joined me in my hockey match. We beat Picard 10-1
I’ll let you in on a secret. Fancy sweaters are the quickest way to pull maximum alien babes. Did you see that pumpkin sweater I wore in season 1 with celtic chain stitching in the middle? I had to use a phaser to ward off the chicks. Although the only thing set to stun was my killer looks.
Dear Sparks, of all the bad-ass stunts you've pulled on the Enterprise, which one is your favorite?
It was the spring of 47325.6. I had just finished eating a pizza in the Enterprise cafe when who should burst come out of the turbo lift but Captain Picard. He was all like “Sparks, go up to the bridge yo, and plot a course to Azati Prime” and I was like “i gotta course you can plot, the course of my foot kicking your ass!!” and I jumped in my muscle car with 14 alien babes and drove through the window of the cafe toward that planet where everyone runs around half naked and gives each other massages. Afterwards I played scrabble with the natives.
Someone will invent a time machine, just so we can go back to 1987 and make this series. Futurepast me thanks you for making us feel strange, but also good.
＼(*T▽T*)／ We are very honored to have you as a follower Mr Wheaton :D And we are glad we can evoke this strange, but good feeling you feel. Also, we can’t wait to see you at Supanova, we’re both coming as Sparks McGee ;D