I’ve been laughing my ass off ever since I came across Sparks McGee. His adventures of epic bad-assery inspired me so I decided to make my own Sparks McGee comic. It’s my first (and hopefully not last) Sparks McGee adventure.
There is no doubt in my mind that the respective paths of Sparks McGee and Spuds MacKenzie, the original party animal, crossed sometime in the early '90s. As the epitome of swank and style for their respective species, they undoubtedly hung out together (in the Playboy Mansion grotto, perhaps?) Surely photographic evidence of this historic meeting must exist stuck in an Intertube somewhere.
Sure, if by 90’s you mean 2390’s. Spuds Mackenzie was eventually cloned when his remains were found in an abandoned beer factory on Earth by the Federation as part of a marketing gimmick, but after they realised he was too cool for them they sent him to live out his days on Sarona III. I went to a few parties with him but he was a mean drunk.
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It was to Wesley Crusher I was originally smitten, But then, overnight, his personality was rewritten. He rounded a corner in a sweet cowboy hat, and since he was shirtless, we could all see his tat: it’s a…
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There was this one time when playing ice hockey on the bridge when Picard was all like “Ensign! Cut that out! You’re getting ice all over the instruments!” I was just about to tell him to stick it up his ass when hailing frequencies opened with a Romulan ship. The Romulans were like “Yo dude, get out of the neutral zone or we’ll blow you up” but then they saw how badass I was being and joined me in my hockey match. We beat Picard 10-1